Aug 9, 2009
Aug 5, 2009
interview with myself
Q: How long does a potato?
A: Approximately 7 minutes, or 3.5 inches.
Q: How would you describe, in five words or less?
A: Easy: mostly symmetrical yet surprisingly approachable.
Q: If you could, what would you?
A: Ooh, that's a tough one. I guess I would start with balloon animals and from there go on to the obvious choice, which is mayonnaise (of course).
Q: Aside from the carpeting issue, how are you handling?
A: Pretty well, actually. You know, a lot of people are going to want to focus on that one specific piece of my life, but the truth is in the grand scheme of things, it's just one little blip on the radar, you know what I mean? So I'm just trying to take it for what it's worth and keep a healthy perspective on things.
Q: Without getting into too much detail, has there been any?
A: I'd rather not discuss that.
Q: OK. What's your best?
A: On "Expert," I think 119 seconds.
A: Approximately 7 minutes, or 3.5 inches.
Q: How would you describe, in five words or less?
A: Easy: mostly symmetrical yet surprisingly approachable.
Q: If you could, what would you?
A: Ooh, that's a tough one. I guess I would start with balloon animals and from there go on to the obvious choice, which is mayonnaise (of course).
Q: Aside from the carpeting issue, how are you handling?
A: Pretty well, actually. You know, a lot of people are going to want to focus on that one specific piece of my life, but the truth is in the grand scheme of things, it's just one little blip on the radar, you know what I mean? So I'm just trying to take it for what it's worth and keep a healthy perspective on things.
Q: Without getting into too much detail, has there been any?
A: I'd rather not discuss that.
Q: OK. What's your best?
A: On "Expert," I think 119 seconds.
Aug 4, 2009
Aug 3, 2009
Jul 21, 2009
things for sale: $1
here are some of the handmade things you can get on etsy for $1.
1) House magnet (3.5" x 2") featuring Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House. (dibs)
2) Now this one's a little tricky: it's not yarns, but a SCREENSAVER with photos of yarns with messages typed over them. Yours for $1. The listing says "Picture size 1,8 Mt" so get ready for that to arrive in your inbox.
3) Your choice of depressing, awkwardly phrased animal-rights buttons.
and that has been Things You Can Get For $1.
1) House magnet (3.5" x 2") featuring Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House. (dibs)
2) Now this one's a little tricky: it's not yarns, but a SCREENSAVER with photos of yarns with messages typed over them. Yours for $1. The listing says "Picture size 1,8 Mt" so get ready for that to arrive in your inbox.
3) Your choice of depressing, awkwardly phrased animal-rights buttons.
(which slaughterhouse is offering $20 admission is what i want to know.)
4) Plastic beads melted into the shape of a kitten.
5) A hat clip. "You clip one end to your hat and the other to your shirt/jacket and you will not be chasing your hat in the wind. Great for boating, hiking, any activity where there is wind."
4) Plastic beads melted into the shape of a kitten.
5) A hat clip. "You clip one end to your hat and the other to your shirt/jacket and you will not be chasing your hat in the wind. Great for boating, hiking, any activity where there is wind."
and that has been Things You Can Get For $1.
Jul 20, 2009
it's imPAWSible!
whenever i am trying to get my point across but people are disagreeing with me, i am just going to write down whatever it is i'm trying to say and then paste this kitten next to it.
because i dare you to ignore this kitten.
here:
1) hey you should bake me a strawberry rhubarb pie.
[no results]
2) hey you should bake me a strawberry rhubarb pie.
thank you for the delicious pie.
because i dare you to ignore this kitten.
here:
1) hey you should bake me a strawberry rhubarb pie.
[no results]
2) hey you should bake me a strawberry rhubarb pie.
thank you for the delicious pie.Jul 19, 2009
Jurassic Park III: action, dinosaurs, lightweight breathable fabrics
in case you've forgotten how great this movie is, here are some online reviews to refresh your memory:
"I'd give it four out of five stars. I think that it's okay for anyone if they don't mind one or two curse words." -Renee
"What will happen? Who will get off the island alive is the question shooting through everyone's mind right now." -Lynn
"This was one of the best, absolutely best films I've ever seen in my whole entire life!!! Every single part of this movie is fantastic. I had loved dinosaurs since I was a very little kid. I'm not planning to be a paleontologist or something but I think dinosaurs are fascinating since they're animals. And I love all animals!!!" -Timbo
"The only thing that bugged me was the fact that these two girls were sitting in front of me and they kept jumping at like, every time the dinos appeared on the screen. That really got annoying because they kept getting in the way!
Anyways." -Rebecca
Jul 16, 2009
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