examples of people you shouldn't pursue friendships with

careful what you wish for

as much as i would like to see steve mcqueen brought back to life so he could star in more action movies, i know it wouldn't be the same.

happy birthday dad!!

i don't know why it's not embedding properly so go to youtube to watch it full-size!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRp4eMn9a3E

or just be lazy and watch it here! who cares, it's your birthday!

haha ehh.

fly swatter:

dragonfly swatter:

i put so much t[i]me and effort into this meal!

i leave for FIVE DAYS

and come home to see THIS all over the neighborhood!

storytime with amber!

once, when i was



i decided to go for a walk in the



when i got there, i saw a



so i yelled

,

next thing i know, i'm waking up in my own



THE END.

guesses?

i firmly believe that the universe has ways of telling us things we're supposed to pay attention to. but what does it mean when you see this bumper sticker on 4 different cars in less than a week?

so what, i like to have fun!

when i go shopping, i like to switch out the vowels on product names and think about if i would buy those things too. for example,




other ones i decided not to photoshop:

• hoar spray
• warm, cozy sloppers
• a sniggie

mmm