this one came to me in a dream

WHAT IF:

GUYS

so sorry for the lack of posts but listen! remember a few weeks back when i said that that day was going to be huge and stay tuned? well you've been super patient or uninterested so you get a prize! knowledge.

the reason i have been a bad blogger lately is that THIS WAS MY LAST WEEK AT MY JOB OMG AAAH!!! today is officially my last day AAAH!!! and the other part is i'm moving to portland EEEEK!!! please be happy for me! i am happy about it.

see what happened is i am super lucky to have such an awesome friend up there who is letting me live in her awesome house, wow. and then we have this other awesome friend, she lives on the east coast and she's gonna come visit so we can all golden girl each other, but she won't live with us because she actually has a REALLY nice husband who treats her pretty good so i understand. but the thing is i just feel really good, guys, and i love you all no matter where you are and where i am and with technology and airplanes these days it doesn't even really matter.

anyway, get ready to have your bloggin' eyes blogged off 'cause i am BLOGGED (pumped).

porkchaps

sports recap

pepsi loses :-/

loaded questions

almost done

my airplane entertainment options were limited.

ohmygosh happy valentimes day!!!

http://andrewsalomone.com/blog/2010/02/13/happy-valentines-day-nerds/

this is a billion times better than i could ever come up with to wish you a happy valentines day.

♥

mckenzie's at work

i have some downtime.

personally,

if i were sitting next to me photoshopping a gorilla dj on the plane, i would introduce myself.


...to myself.

BLOGSPOTDOTCOM IS OFF TO PORTLAND!

FOR THE WEEKEND! I MAY NOT POST ANYTHING BUT THAT WON'T BE UNUSUAL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING IN THE LAST FEW DAYS ANYWAY! EXCLAMATION MARKS!

let's get serious, though: if it quacks, and is a duck, it probably also waddles. that's just a little saying i like to live by.

man alive

i had a rough day today. like, roughest of 2010, easily. but then i got to thinking how in high school i had a crush on this kid whose last name was Butts and how growing up in a small town there just weren't a lot of options for things you could like or not like. like "do you like seafood or are you not really into Red Lobster?" those were your options. but now i have so many options, that if i have the Worst Day of 2010 it doesn't really matter, because tomorrow i can just try doing something totally different. and that's a good thing about LA and that's all i'm really going to say about LA because me & LA have a relationship that looks like this:


oh it knows what i'm talking about.

WE DID IT!

WE MADE IT ONTO THE INTERNET!

i don't want to alarm you, but i think i've just made the discovery of the century

get this:

if "when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime" (Bagel Bites®), then:




HELLO RIGHT?!?!?!!! HELLO?

Going To The Bathroom At Work With Amber

that has been Going To The Bathroom At Work With Amber.

i knew that'd make you come back!

anyway i REALLY don't feel like getting up to get some water for my new office plant. do plants drink orange juice because it really seems like they should.

WOW

I FEEL LIKE TODAY IS GOING TO BE HUGE GUYS AND ALSO I JUST WANT TO POST SOMETHING TO GET THAT CHESTNUTS DRAWING OFF THE TOP OF MY PAGE, I'M REALLY KIND OF REGRETTING THAT BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO.

anyway i'll let you know what's up later. STAY TUNED.

(if that's not gonna get you back to this blog well i don't know what is)

i'm not "on"

but i know you guys are hungry for posts! i can see it in your eyes. the hunger. for posts.

so anyway here are some things that i made that didn't make the cut in 2009, but 2010 is a desperate year so whatever:

chestnuts WHY?

david tasselhoff OMG I AM SO SORRY.

ok and then here is a series of birthday cards i developed that pretty much no one would ever buy so:

i just want to apologize to my readers.