Party Dance Forever (DJ Club Mix)

Oooh-ooh-ooh

Oooh-ooh-ooh

Oooh-ooh-ooh

Oooh-ooh-ooh

Boy do you wanna

Cuz if you do

We can party dance forever

I wanna party dance forever

With you here around me

I can kinda tell

No shirt no shoes no service

I wanna party dance forever

[that sound that's in every club track where it gets faster & faster then explodes]

Party dance forever (yeah!)

Party dance forever (yeah!)

If citrus is in season

It's how I feel inside

Fresh sheets ooh yeah I washed them

Do you like going shopping?

Outstanding student loan debt

Nobody's gonna eat that?

Lexus December to remember

We can party dance forever

Oooh-ooh-ooh

Oooh-ooh-ooh

Oooh-ooh-ooh

Oooh-ooh-ooh

[that sound again]

We can party dance forever

We can party dance forever

Spaghetti rigatoni

We can party dance forever

You can't win them all, but you *can* win...

THE MALL!

Hi I'm Tav Gravy and this is Win That Mall, the game show where YOU can OWN A MALL.

Always wanted to revitalize a run-down neighborhood? Ever thought to yourself "That Baskin Robbins would look better over there"? Love telling punk kids NO SKATEBOARDING through the effective use of signage?

Well this is the game show for you! The rules are simple:

• Be the first to correctly answer all 5 questions about mall culture in the U.S. ("Can you get anything other than your ears pierced at a Claire's?")
• Successfully complete our Shopping Cart Mall Maze! The pusher wears a blindfold while the rider navigates -- just don't cross the yellow lines!
• Present your best business plan for bringing economic growth back to the area.

Get these right, and YOU can be the RIGHTFUL OWNER of your VERY OWN MALL!

Let's meet our contestants.

*photo by an internet person named Nicholas

Lost Dreams

I remember when I first learned to Segway. The thrill, the excitement, the leaning slightly forward and then back again. 

"You're a natural," they said, and I knew it to be true. I coulda been something. If only we didn't have to return them at the end of the 2-hour tour. If only I could've gone faster, farther, without a helmet -- the wind rushing through my hair. Then you'd see... you'd see what I'm capable of.