you people disgust me.

so as you might've guessed from the last post, i have reason to believe that i might be a victim of googling. that's right, GOOGLING. so i checked my site analytics and discovered a bizarre set of clues as to what kind of person might be looking for me, and let me tell you what -- i am slightly uncomfortable right now. get your sleuth hats on, sherlocks: i present to you, Exhibit A: Google Search Terms That Led To My Blog:

• sad pizza
• hutterite in a blue chair
• pizza sad
• seth macfarlane in tight pants
• girl eating a bunny
• funny textes photos (typo?)
• mr. potato head face
• examples of people in a friendship (ok that one's nice, i'm glad you ended up here)
• amber hollingsworth cleaning (EXCUSE ME)
• person licking cheeto fingers (yeah alright)
• gwen latifah
• let's date

yeah we'll see about that last one, googler-of-questionable-interests...

technically speaking

it's pretty easy to publish a book these days

GUEST BLOGGER: LINZI (via me)

linzi is someone that i respect a lot because when she has an idea, where most people would say "hahaha what if i did this?" and then they just go back to their snood game or whatever, linzi ACTUALLY DOES IT. which is why i'm proud to present her latest masterpiece, "An Arugula Pizza Under A Pesto Pizza Under Four Single Cheese Pizzas Under 12 Mini Pizzas." follow the magic below:






and that's the difference between an artist and the rest of you slobs.

hey sweetcheeks

girl on the bus: "guys always say i have a cute butt but i don't really know what they mean by that."


i mean is it the shape? the size? i don't get it.

sex appeal:

well, it's summertime

(ish). and i don't feel like blogging or tweeting or anything when it's nice out! see you guys again in the fall when i get seasonal affective disorder!

checking in

whenever i go somewhere cool i like to write it down in my notebook, and then show it to all my friends and see if they like it or want to comment on it.

guys

blogging is boring : /

short stories with amber - episode 1: "almost"