nature's treadmill.
Oct 21, 2009
Oct 13, 2009
this is just f***ing insulting
i spent two whole days in vegas trying to figure out how to get outside.
Oct 11, 2009
i'm a hotel key card model
jk i'm the twin sister who didn't make it as a model but i have a great personality.
Oct 9, 2009
i have a queso for you:
did you know my sister is pregunta?!
(i know you all know, it's just that the daddy's nicaraguan so i'm practicing my spanish so whether the baby comes out american or nicaraguan i can communicate with it. i am going to be SUCH A GOOD AUNT.)
(i know you all know, it's just that the daddy's nicaraguan so i'm practicing my spanish so whether the baby comes out american or nicaraguan i can communicate with it. i am going to be SUCH A GOOD AUNT.)
Oct 8, 2009
BLOG CONTEST!! Enter to WIN! (any other reason for entering is just a waste)
i need a way to describe my blog to strangers. so far "it's just thoughts and bad photoshop" has not really resulted in any new readers.
preliminary suggestions have included:
"it's sort of like if demetri martin had a sit-down comedy routine, online... before he got really good and famous... and he wrote as if he were a girl and slightly cuter. to an audience of like 18 instead of millions."
or
"just describe someone else's blog you really like but give them the address to yours."
both very good suggestions that i actually might use. but see if you can outdo them! the winner will receive me getting more blog hits maybe which makes me happy and when i'm happy i make cookies sometimes. so, pretty good.
NOTE: flattery will get you nowhere. you should know that about me by now.
preliminary suggestions have included:
"it's sort of like if demetri martin had a sit-down comedy routine, online... before he got really good and famous... and he wrote as if he were a girl and slightly cuter. to an audience of like 18 instead of millions."
or
"just describe someone else's blog you really like but give them the address to yours."
both very good suggestions that i actually might use. but see if you can outdo them! the winner will receive me getting more blog hits maybe which makes me happy and when i'm happy i make cookies sometimes. so, pretty good.
NOTE: flattery will get you nowhere. you should know that about me by now.
Oct 6, 2009
affirmation
dear self,
that frozen fish fillet you cooked for yourself and squeezed a grapefruit on because it was the only citrus fruit you had turned out pretty good.
keep it up.
that frozen fish fillet you cooked for yourself and squeezed a grapefruit on because it was the only citrus fruit you had turned out pretty good.
keep it up.
Oct 2, 2009
off my chest
listen, i didn't want to say anything because i didn't want you guys to treat me any differently. but there's something i have to tell you -- i don't think i can keep it a secret any longer. you're going to find out one way or another so might as well come from me.
when i call certain restaurants to order food, and i tell them who i am, they ask me if i want my meal delivered. and if i say yes (which i do), they will send one of their staff to bring my food to me. right up to my door!
i hope this doesn't change anything.
when i call certain restaurants to order food, and i tell them who i am, they ask me if i want my meal delivered. and if i say yes (which i do), they will send one of their staff to bring my food to me. right up to my door!
i hope this doesn't change anything.
i'm going to the bathroom and i'm not coming back until i've thought of a new blog post.
ok i didn't think of an idea but i DID realize i didn't want to stay in the bathroom any longer.
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