i love taking panoramas.

To: Johnny

¡Feliz cumpleaños! Como yo no sé español muy bien, estoy usando un traductor en línea para escribir este mensaje de cumpleaños. Espero que pueda dar sentido a mi poema:

Es tu cumpleaños
Todo el mundo sabe
Eres un año más
Desde la cabeza hasta los dedos del pie
Uh oh, que no rima : /

explains:

sometimes blog posts come to me in my dreams, and 99% of the time i wake up disappointed in how juvenile my subconscious sense of humor is ("get it? it has the word "butt" in it!!"). but last night i knew i was onto something because immediately after i invented Inceptios, the cast of Saved By The Bell came together for a live reunion show! they had a whole dance routine (on their knees so they wouldn't look too tall for the lockers behind them), and screech forgot his lines. after the show, my family and i went grocery shopping and saw that screech worked at the meat counter. my mom texted me from another aisle to ask if i thought we should let a neighbor or someone know that screech works at the meat counter because he may be suicidal.

anyway i woke up feeling pretty good about blogging today!

A new cereal by Christopher Nolan

he's a real shit-for-brains.

*which there ISN'T

if there's one thing i like about bugs,* it's that they don't give a crap about what they wear.

horizontal stripes

black and brown together

trucker hat

.

WHOA

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I LIKE MY BREAD.

ok just real quick:

behold, the epic 3-nerd moon t-shirt!

blogstop on pause

guys i just need to take the summer off and get every last second of sun while it's in portland. i may do a post here & there for funs and surprises, but let's all just lower our expectations now so that we're not disappointed. anyway here are some great blogs to get you through these cold summer months:

ted's: it doesn't make A LOT of sense, but how much do you really need?
nic's: probably my all-time favorite blog (besides mine) and he's really good at updating it!

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!
-blogstopdotcom (amber)